This morning I went out into 2 small towns and 1 supermarket and I am sure CCTV picked me up twenty times. If I have nicked a cabbage they`ll come to get me later. As it was I parked my car for 6 minutes over the time I`d paid for so I got a £40 fine. It was a fair cop, 6 minutes is 6 minutes, even if I am cross with myself. If they come round to mine and find bomb-making equipment in the shed with my prints on it and some inflammatory terrorist websites on my computer, I am going to expect them to take me in and hold me pending further investigations - 42 hours, 42 days or 420 days or as long as it takes.
For God`s sake, what is David David about ? ID cards...? Great. Bring them on. I had one in the war hung round my little tiny neck on a ribbon. It will save all this utility bill and driving licence rubbish. At least I hope so. If you are innocent you have nothing to fear and most of us are. I didn`t nick the cabbage, there is no bomb-making equipment in the shed. But if there were....
I simply do not understand what all this fuss is about. If I don't pay the parking fine, they will double it and I will get a court order because my numberplate gives them my name and address and quite right too. I`m not innocent. I have everything to fear. But otherwise I spent a blameless morning and if I am o 1,000 CCTVs SO WHAT ? It is a weapon the police need. They capture robbers and terrorists and murderers on it and as a result they sometimes catch them. I thought this was a good thing.
Now if David Davis and the other complainers had taken a stand against Political Correctness and the erosion of our right to free speech I might understand. I think he has gone mad - and of course he has committed political suicide but that`s up to him. I just don`t understand his problem or indeed anybody else`s, with CCTV and with holding in custody people who might be about to blow up and kill hundreds of people until they have established the facts. The police are not about to arrest and hold anyone they fancy for 42 days on a random basis - why would they ? There are checks and balances. Any magistrate would agree that I should have received my parking penalty this morning but none would agree to them arresting and holding me as a potential terrorist.
Now someone tell me why I`ve got it all wrong.