View Article  SOMETHING GOOD

Years ago I sometimes went out with a friend who was a social worker in Child Care, on her rounds, to keep her company. When she went in to the houses I either stayed in the car or went for a walk but I still learned a lot about children in care from listening to her and it is a subject which has long been of concern to me. Children in care do not always have a horrible time - many are much better off in care than with their families - but of course it is not ideal, no matter how good the Foster Carers. I was reminded of the subject recently when reading an article about some of the great work done in part of Gloucestershire with their childern in care and how they try to organise extra individual help and befriending. I contacted the department to see if they would welcome some copies of my book,'The Battle for Gullywith' for their children in care. Of course they have (varying) access to books at school and from libraries but there are never enough and besides, there`s nothing like having your own. I had a 'holding' acknowledgment  but then a week or so passed and it went from my mind, as things do.

Then, last week, I was absolutely thrilled to receive an e-mail which proved that not all seed gets sown onto stony ground, with the inevitable result. 

I dribbled a ball in from left field and Social Services for South Gloucestershire have picked it up and run with it in a very exciting way.

Your kind offer of some children’s books for children in care has inspired us to set up a reading project for children aged 7 – 12 who are in care to be called Reading Friends.

 

The Reading Friends project will take reading materials such as your books and others from our library service to children in care (aged 7 – 12) at their home and encourage them to read for pleasure.  Each child will receive at least five one-hour sessions with a Reading Friend who will be a teacher who specialises in supporting the education of children in care.   Where possible, they will use computers and the Internet to promote the use of websites and games that encourage children to read for pleasure. The Reading Friend will also help foster carers to provide an environment where reading for pleasure is part of the family routine and culture.

 

Foster carers will be helped and encouraged to:

 

  • Develop their confidence and pleasure in reading.
  • Read with children, discuss the content of books, and share books within the family and with their friends
  • Choose books from those offered by their Reading Friend to read with their child.
  • Make use of their local library.

We will give your books to the children to keep, maybe as a reward for having made progress with their reading. 

 

Wouldn`t it be terrific if other Social Services departments copied the idea and we had a nationwide Reading Friends scheme for children in care ?

 

 

 

  

 

View Article  CONTACT ME PLEASE !
Will Mandy Amos please e-mail me about the copies of books for school ? I have zapped your e-mail. Sorry for the public request ! mail@susan-hill.com
View Article  RICHARD AND JUDY, OR BEST NOT TO PUT ALL EGGS IN ONE BASKET.

R and J. One of the great forces for the good of books in the past few years. Good for writers, readers, bookshops - the entire trade. I have the greatest respect for Amanda Ross, Head of Cactus TV, whose brain child it was though I wonder if she ever guessed how it would take off and affect sales in the way it has ?

Never mind. Ignore the sneers and jeers of those who believe the only choices were either bland middlebrow reads or chiclit. They were neither. Not every choice was as good as every other, how could it have been, but there was no dross in there and an awful lot of first rate contemporary literature. I`m only sorry they chose so little good non-fiction. Perhaps that will happen in future. Because there will be a future after all. Doom mongers say that they have gone into the outer darkness of some small, virtually unobtainable cable channel - and they`re right, they have. I have no idea how I would ever see their programme now - the nearest cables for tv are a good many miles away. But the programme is not the point. The R and J Book Club, which is the only part of the programme which had a massive effect on sales, will choose titles and announce them as before and there will be bookseller displays and stickered piles everywhere, along with card cut outs of our Doughty HubbyandWife team. No one actually needs to watch the show at all. This is a brand now. They could carry on even if they never appeared on TV ever again and still affect sales just as much.

No, publishers do not need to despair, I`d bet sponduliks on it. But I do think they have to take off their blinkers marked R and J and see another world out there. I have recently been sent two review copies with accompanying blads and advance publicity bumph. One says 'An obvious choice for Richard and Judy.' The other says 'Has huge Richard and Judy potential.'

Excuse me ? I wouldn`t want to second guess what   Amanda Ross - for she does the choosing of course - will select next. I certainly would not pick a book to publish because I thought it had  'R and J potential '. I know a number of publishers who got their   fingers burned by overprinting, over-hyping books they were quietly pretty sure would be R AND J choices- and they weren`t. No one knows why they weren`t. No one knows why I didn`t win the lottery last week and nor, probably, did you, though I have to say I thought my numbers had a lot of potential.

I have only ever sent one of the Long Barn titles in for consideration and that was for the Christmas programme, not the Book Club. They didn`t choose it but it was a long shot. I think it always is. I will send in one soon though because it is a fantastic book and it won our first novel competition. But that is only a minute part of the publicity campaign and I won`t hold my breath though of course I`ll hope against hope. As I do every Saturday the lottery numbers tumble round the drum.

I remember reviewing a novel last year which came with 'Has strong Booker shortlist appeal' on the publicity sheet.  I wonder who writes this stuff ? They might just as well have said 'The author`s good looks have strong colour supplement appeal,'  which indeed they did.

Didn`t get him anywhere much, as I recall.

I hope Amanda Ross and R and J stay one step ahead of the lot of us for years. I hope they continue to choose the most unlikely titles, which no one, least of all the publisher, has spotted, I hope they choose books that come in from left field and surprise us all. I bet they will too.

 

View Article  IN CASE YOU THINK IT IS ONLY NIGEL LAWSON..

The scepticism about global warming and allied matters  on which we are fed so much bunkum by one side, is not confined to a few cranks and Lord Lawson. There is an excellent article called THE SLOPPY SCIENCE OF GLOBAL WARMING to be read here

http://www.energytribune.com/articles.cfm?aid=828

And to those who complained that Nigel Lawson cannot know what he is talking about because he is not a scientist, the author of this article is. I am really looking forward to his book too.

 

Roy W. Spencer is a principal research scientist at the University of Alabama in Huntsville. His book, Climate Confusion: How Global Warming Leads to Bad Science, Pandering Politicians and Misguided Policies that Hurt the Poor, will be published this month

 

Someone asked me why I am so interested in all of this. Me not being a scientist and all...

The answer is I am an ordinary thinking member of the public who does not like being deceived and is alarmed that the Other Side of the Argument is, for some reason, being suppressed. That is what happens in totalitarian states and it should not be allowed to happen here. As Nigel Lawson shrewdly points out, as we are no longer a Christian country but  a secular one and as most people have no religion, they feel the need to create one to fill te gap. So Global Warming and all that follows from it is the new religion. As for the most part ideological Marxism has also lost its followers, they have leaped onto the GW bandwagon too. Or, as he puts it, 'green is the new red.'

 

View Article  HANDBAGS. A PARABLE

Now, I am no sort of fashionista but I am a sucker for handbags. I have too many. I would never spend thousands of pounds on one but I often buy one when I have gone shopping for something quite other. I love the Fashion in Handbags. So, imagine a world in which there is only one handbag. I do not mean, One as in ONE, I mean, one design and style of handbag. Your handbag designers have all decided that from henceforth they will kill off variety and colour and difference of shape and size and decorative feature. From now on they will produce, all of them, just one handbag. So we all carry the same. It is grey. It has no texture. It is square, let us say, 9 inches square. It has a  handle and one inner pocket for money. The lining is a slightly paler grey. And, er, that`s it. No matching outfits. No browsing the display in Accessorize or Debenhams or  Bags'rus. No black or tan or cream or white or pink or violet or blue or sage of taupe. No saddle or hobo or messenger or man-bag, or oversized or glittery evening poche, no Louis V or Radley or Chanel quilted. Imagine the shop displays. Imagine how we would all feel -as if a fun element had gone from our lives. And as everyone who has ever gone to an outdoor market will testify, handbags in all shapes and sizes and colours and knockoffs can be had to brighten the day from around a couple of quid. 

Oh, our standard issue handbag will certainly hold what we need. Keys, cheque book, wallet, pen, phone, tissues, driving licence, polo mints, lipstick, mirror. We will not be able to say we NEED any other sort. But we will WANT other sorts. Because a light, some fun, some beauty and choice and charm and diversity and colour and all the rest of what cheers us up and keeps us going will be gone from our lives. And to think, it was the handbag designers who got together to bring all this about.

Are you there yet ? This being the season of Pentecost, and though we no longer believe that people speak or ever spoke in tongues,  we can still speak in Parables and find some wisdom. My Parable is this. The Kingdom of the Book is like unto a handbag.

For handbag, just substitute 'e-reader.'

Imagine the charm and fun, diversity and colour of the average Bookshop in Anytown. The different jacket designs, the formats, the sizes, the printing, the paper, the leather binding and the cheapo paper, the cloth, the shiny, the matt laminate with spot varnish, the visual sign which tells you, without needing to read a word, that this is a Faber Literary Novel and that is an AmericanThriller, this a chiclit, that a misery memoir and over there an Alexander McCall Smith if ever I saw one. But no, no, these are all swept away. Instead, there is your e-reader. Plastic. Uniform in size. Colourless. Fun-less. Charmless. Utilitarian. A concrete neo-Fascist tower block, a pre-Cold War Russian Communist, State-designed and manufactured sort of thing.

Oh, it will allow you to read all sorts of stuff on its featureless and characterless face. It holds your wallet and your car keys OK.

But is it really, really what you want ? And to think, it is being foisted upon us with all possible speed, by the shootthemselvesinthefoot members of the Book Trade.

In a recent survey it was discovered that word-of-mouth is no longer the most important thing in book marketing. People are said to be most influenced by book store displays and promotions.  Well, that won`t be the case if the e-reader pushers get their way. And think of the economic consequences - and here I am being  very serious. Think of the job losses in the publishing and printing industries. They would run into tens upon tens of thousands. It takes few workers to prepare e-texts to download onto e-readers.  No designers, printers, booksellers, shops. I wish people would think these things through.

The grass withereth, the flower fadeth.  The novel is not dead and nor is the poem or the biography or indeed the Parable. But in my most depressed mood, and looking around at the infinite variety of books, I half think they might as well be.

Repent, for the end of the book is nigh. Save the Book. And the handbag.

 

View Article  A DIFFERENT KIND OF SPECIAL NEED

A couple of weeks ago I watched a TV programme about bright children. It was very unsettling. We lived in Oxford for thirteen years. The girls were at prep school in North Oxford. We were surrounded by children of all kinds, average, clever, not-so and extremely, worryingly clever. The latter were always the ones who seemed disadvantaged whereas three we knew who had learning difficulties and handicaps of different kinds, fitted in perfectly, albeit sometimes on their own terms. Oxford being Oxford, of course, it was the parents who were more the problem and those with the ultra-bright children most of all. I wonder more harm was not - is not - done by these high-achieving, pushy, desperate people to whom the word 'average', let alone 'failure,' did not feature in any dictionary. They pushed, they pushed, they pushed. They also talked to their children like fellow Nobel prizewinners and heads of college which they themselves often were. It was a kind and accepting school with a warm, loving atmosphere, so the very bright, like those of with handicaps, were for the most part simply absorbed by children and staff into the general throng. But at the school gates, the mothers of the bright ones were the complainers, mainly about the time wasted on putting on plays and having sports days. They wanted extra maths and they wanted Latin and Greek at four and they wanted competitive testing. They wanted what our lovely school did not intend to provide.

I felt then as I did when watching the programme, that very bright children are not only socially disadvantaged, they are quite often doomed. Oxford is full of the walking wounded in this regard, burned-out geniuses who were hothoused in childhood, and cannot fit into the real world. If their brilliance fades, as it so often seems to do, they are seriously handicapped.  Of course we need clever people. I am not arguing for  mediocrity. But nurturing a very clever child is as tough as nurturing a handicapped one because the two are the same. They need to be made to feel that they are part of the normal everyday world of their peers, who are so often put off by their precocious conversation and behaviour. I watched the clever children on television, being spoken to like professors, being deferred to, being pushed ever upwards, treated with such earnestness and I wanted to take them all off to a forest and let them riot, without lessons and learning and achievement targets and conversations with them about their own brightness, their own special personalities.  It is perfectly possible to be clever, to do well, to have a satisfactory career, to find happiness, without being on the genius side, intellectually. If you never have to work at anything, if it all comes so easily, where is your sense of pride and achievement when you have worked very hard for something and got/done it even though it was a tough road ?

Such children find adolescence doubly difficult. They find ordinary friendships impossible to fathom. They find themselves  very hard to live with. People often spurn and reject the very clever as they used to reject - less so now, thank goodness- those with, say, Downs syndrome.  It is a heavy burden to bear, that of extreme cleverness and I watched the children in the film and feared for them. When I had my first book accepted for publication I was 16 and doing A levels. The subsequent publicity and its aftermath while I was at university, set me back a long way. I am still recovering. I wasn`t ultra clever, just a too- early achiever with a lot of catching up to do in every other area. Two things saved me. My parents were the reverse of pushy. And I had the special grit formed in the oyster of  those born and bred in Yorkshire, where, if you do anything to make you stand out, you get taken down a peg or two.  When I went up to Scarborough for the first night of The Woman in Black, all the chairs that would fill the studio theatre, had to be moved from another hall. A man handed me a stack. 'Here you are, Susan Hill,' he said. 'Shift these. You needn`t think you`re owt special.'

It was not meant as an unpleasant put-down. It never is. Yorkshire people are kind under that sort of abrasiveness. But I often think how a bit more of it should be dealt out to pop stars, film stars, hothoused children, politicians and anyone who thinks that, compared to the rest of humanity, they are owt special.

Yet another reason for being a Republican of course.

 

View Article  I COUNTED THEM ALL BACK

I think that`s the lot now, since I heard the cuckoo from the bottom of the garden tonight. The swallows are in and out of the barns, the housemartins have started putting their intricate nests under the stable roof and this afternoon some swifts were soaring in the sky above the cherry orchard. Which brings me to the cherry orchard.

There is around a week of good days building up to the full glory but this year the week has been wet and grey. Until today. Today has been the perfect cherry orchard day but tonight is the perfect night and the night in our cherry orchard is something else.  It is dusk. The barn owl has just left to skim between the trees. I have walked slowly up to the top of the orchard, where my thinking bench is. The dog and the kittens came too, leaping excitedly through the grass.The bench looks down one of the rides and there I sat, as it darkened and the air cooled, looking down through the amazing trees, clotted with white blossom, bending under the weight of it. It is double cherry  variety so there is double blossom.  A deer ambled by as I sat, sensed the dog, and fled, its heels making a soft thudding through the grass.

I thought that if I was at the pearly gates and had to say what I had done to justify my existence, it would be 'I planted an orchard of 450 cherry trees.'

I drifted back down through the avenues of ghosts realising that today, everything has come back home, as it always, always does.

Oh, and to save you the trouble of looking it up, here it is, the Housman poem I always say to myself on this night, sitting on my thinking bench high up at the top of the orchard.

 
Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
Is hung with bloom along the bough,
And stands about the woodland ride
Wearing white for Eastertide.
 
Now, of my threescore years and ten,         5
Twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score,
It only leaves me fifty more.
 
And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty springs are little room,         10
About the woodlands I will go
To see the cherry hung with snow.

View Article  HOW NOT TO DO IT - OTHER STUDENTS PLEASE TAKE NOTE

Here is an e-mail I received today, with my reply. I have to reply on here as the hotmail address given does not, of course, work any longer. It is so easy to hide behind anonymity and a hastily contrived temporary e-mail address. Easy and dishonourable.

Country = United Kingdom
Address =
Postcode =
Notes = King of the castle is the worst book EVER! i have yet to meet someone who actually liked reading it (and yes you may say that people have told u they like it ... but i mean actual real people, not just figments of your imagination!). It is an incredibley depressing book and a complete waste of time.


 

 

I do not mind in the least that you do not like the book and that you want to let off steam by saying so. I do mind the rudeness. You are welcome to say you didn`t enjoy it. You are not welcome to imply that I would lie. I know many young people who have not liked it. I also know hundreds who write to me to say that they do. I receive around 30 e-mails a day about this and others of my books so I can assure you that I receive a wide range of opinions. But I am not in the business of trying to prove or disprove anything to you.  I would, however, like to teach you some good manners.
I will put up your e-mail on my website. It gets a lot of traffic. There may be some replies up there in time.
I won`t, of course, put up your name - not just because I never do but because you have not had the guts to give it.
It is easy to fire off a cross e-mail and I have a very thick skin. But think twice before you speak to any other author - or indeed, any other human being - in this way.
Good wishes
Susan Hill
View Article  WHAT ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN BEFORE THEY LISTEN ?

But politicians never do. They run round like headless chickens, they close ranks, they panic, they go round television studios looking stunned and saying they`re listening, they`re listening, but they`re not you know. Something happens to perfectly ordinary people once they become elected MPs and it happens again only double when they become Ministers. They lose the use of their ears. They forget that they are still ordinary people, that they do not walk on water, and they certainly forget how the rest of us live. Takes half an hour after they get in. But it is one of the most gratifying things about living in a democracy that we actually do have power which is greater than theirs and that we can watch them walk out of the door carrying their own suitcases and into oblivion. No matter how big for their boots they become and how arrogant and supercilious, how many mistakes they make and how much they muck things up, they can be kicked out. I hope those left have been watching carefully. Ken Livingstone did some good things quite early on in his reign, though he was never to be trusted. Why do I think that ? Because years ago, he said so himself.  He said 'Just don`t turn your back.' It was not the revelation that he had several children by several women, nor the congestion charge nor the bendy buses that did for Ken, it was not even the huge tide against Labour in general because Ken has always sat uneasily as Labour; he was kicked out of the party for some years, remember. No, it was the corruption, the dodgy dealings, systematically and patiently uncovered by Andrew Gilligan, first for the  Evening Standard, then in a TV programme.  People mind their hard-earned being syphoned off out of the back door to line the pockets of cronies, those who stood on the PC high-ground while heading non-existent or non-functioning organisations to which Ken gave fat grants. And where did the money go ? Where does it ever go ?

But let`s look at the others.  Do you know, I find I can forgive a great deal. I can forgive Gordon`s fatal indecision about whether to hold an election or not. I can sympathise with him that he finds himself caught in the eye of the sudden combination of whirlwind, hurricane and tornado which is the global financial meltdown. I think Gordon is a man of probity and of conscience who is not in power for power`s sake. I don`t think he is much good in a crisis but I don`t actually expect him or his team first  to walk on water and then turn it into wine. 

But like most people I know, I mind the way I am spoken to. I mind the tone of voice which so quickly becomes their badge and symbol of office. I mind being treated and addressed like a half-wit. I mind being patronised and talked down-to. I mind the 'we know best, that is something you cannot possibly understand, just accept that we are right' tone these people use whenever they open their mouths. And I am sorry to say that the women are the worst. How dare Hazel Blears and Yvette Cooper and Ruth Kelly speak to me like that ?  I want them to get on with their jobs. That is what I am paying them for. When things go wrong, I want them to be called to account and I want an explanation - and I will listen to it, which is more than they will do to me. I will not be addressed in a contemptuous and pompous tone and told it has nothing to do with me. Oh, but the joy when they get their come- uppance is very considerable. It is precisely because I know they will be brought down to earth and that the ministerial car and chauffeur will no longer be at their disposal if they cock things up, that I still smile through my rage when they do address me in that tone.  (And also, why I am a Republican. But that is a subject for another day. )

Meanwhile, we watch Boris with interest. I think he will do well so long as he is true to himself. They had to gag him to get him in but now he is in, I hope the gag comes off, that he continues to be his own man, and that above all he does not become Cameron`s puppet. Because Cameron is a man to be wary of, and a man not to trust if ever I saw one.  He is just the sort of smooth, slippery, bland, bend-whichever-way-it-takes politician we should dread. And any man whose wife is boss of a shop that flogs fuchsia pink suede bibles at £150 a pop and handbags named after her daughter for £1,000, should be viewed with the gravest suspicion.  The wives say it all and they do count for a lot, like it or not.

Sarah is the best reason I can think of for giving Gordon another chance.

View Article  OF PONDS AND POOLS

The swimming pool has to go. When the daughters were at home and brought all their friends and the SP was younger, it was worth all the trouble and expense. And believe me, heated outdoor swimming  pools are both, in spades. But it is 16 years old, various replacements and repairs to pump and cover have been estimated at 15K. It is rarely used now and it costs three and a half times the original figure to heat. Folly. You cannot simply drain a swimming pool and fill it in. (Ask an engineer.) So I have decided to turn it into a pool, as in aquatic plants and possibly fish. We already have the small lake and it gives such pleasure and brings in such wildlife that another watery space nearer the house would enhance things no end. But can I find out how to get this job done ? Can I find out how to do it - correction, WHO, to do it ? I have googled, don`t you worry, and found a man in the USA who DIYd with a tiny backyard swimming pool. But they do things differently there.

So, here is a Bank Holiday challenge for you. Find me a man, or men, or even women and children, who will come, estimate, give me a sensible quote, and turn my swimming pool into a wildlife pond. It cannot be impossible but they do have to know what they are doing. The Greek Gardener will take on any challenge but I have him busy sorting out the holes in the drive. Holes did I say ? Canyons more like. The drive is always in need of repair. The postmen calls the dip by the willow tree the Water Jump. Last year`s floods didn`t wet the house itself by a drop but they roared their whitewater way down in three channels, cutting deep grooves and scouring out pits in their wake. To have the lot tarmaced would cost so much money you`d have to lie down if I told you. To fill them with aggregate and stones works - for a time. But that`s all we can do. The firms who take on such work have enough post-flood to keep them busy till retirement and will not even come to estimate, so the Greek Gardener has organised the lorries full of stone and the hired digger and we await events.

Or, more likely, another Great Flood. I sometimes think I might as well fill in the holes with ten pound notes and cut out the middle man.

And while we are on the subject of last year`s floods..here is out Thought for the Day from Nigel Lawson`s  book An Appeal to Reason.

'Natural disasters such as hurricanes, monsoons, droughts, earthquakes, tsunamis and even pandemics (the vogue word for what used to be known as plagues) have always occurred and no doubt always will; to attribute them to global warming is not science but political propaganda.'

 

 

View Article  AN APPEAL TO REASON

Nigel Lawson`s finely argued book of that name is sub-titled A COOL LOOK AT GLOBAL WARMING. Regular readers of this blog will know how suspicious, not to say cynical I am about the emotive rubbish spouted on the subject of GW, the unscientific waffle, the leaps to change things, often for the worse, based on hyperbole not on cool facts, the panic-mongering based on what he think know as against what we actually do, and on what is happening as against what we guess (I use the word advisedly) may happen in  100 or 1,000 years time.

I cannot do much more than press Nigel Lawson`s temperate book upon you and quote from it every day for a while.  I am so convinced of its importance book as a check and balance to all the received-opinion and muddle-headedness that I have bought 20 copies and am happy to post one to anyone who is ready to read some facts and common sense.  The usual e-mail to mail@susan-hill.com with your address and a copy will be on its way.

But before quoting anything from the book itself, let me copy two quotes on the back cover.

'This brief and  elegant book treats the science of global warming seriously but convincingly shows that whatever views one has of the science, almost all proposed approaches to the putative problem are intellectually deficient, economically absurd and  harmful, and morally misdirected at best. Lawson`s An Appeal to Reason is an appeal that must be heeded if one is to truly avoid great harm to man and the planet.

Richard S Lindzen. Professor of Atmospheric Physics, MIT.

'At last, we have an independent, hard-headed examination of the realities of global warming . Nigel Lawson sklices through the layers of pseudo-scientific hype, anti-American prejudice, green evangelism and rampant ecomania to expose the scientific realities, the political issues, the economic options and the ethical considerations that really matter... no one in authority should pronounce on global warming again until  they have read it.'

Antony Jay.

And here, as your Cool Reason starter for ten, are some facts - let`s try demolishing the myth about the melting ice-cap.

'It is perfectly true that the West Antarctic ice sheet...is showing evidence of melting and glacier retreat. But the West Antarctic peninsular accounts for only around 10% of Antarctic land-borne ice and has a different climate from the rest of Antarctica. In most of the other 90% of the continent, according to the most recent research*,  the ice sheet appears to be growing.'

* D Wingham, et al. Mass Balance of the Antarctic Ice Sheet. Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society. 2006.

The whole point of Lawson`s book is manifest in the title. The operative words are 'Reason' and 'Cool.'

And in case you wonder why I am so keen to have everyone read this book, it is not only because I hate what Jay calls 'green evangelism' but more importantly, because I care about the Third World and it poverty. As I am sure do you. We owe it to them to get our facts straight.

These ships usually have a very wide turning circle, but fortunately, we are witnessing one bitter consequence of our lemming-like panic into producing alternatives to fossil fuels right now. If you give over to the production of biofuels land which has always been used for the production of food crops, you find that people who were previously well-fed start to starve and the already-starving increase in number and get hungrier. Very quickly. That is happening now, it is not merely an academic argument about what may or may not happen to the world inherited by our great-grandchildren and beyond.

But don`t take my word for any of this. Read Nigel Lawson`s book and take his.

 

 

 

 

View Article  MORE ABOUT THE MAGIC BOOK.

I had two charming letters today. They came together and were written very carefully in pencil in school headed paper. They addressed me as Dear Sir or Madam.

'We have a new library in our school. Unfortunately we have only a few books and lots of empty bookcases. Please, please can you help by sending us some books.'

Yes, I can indeed but it makes me very cross that the children should have to write such letters. We have a National Year of Reading, costing goodness knows how much in salaries and publicity and PR, we have ministers telling us how important reading books is for children and we have letters like that. Why are these schools not given a book budget each year RING-FENCED for book purchase only ?  But schools are financed at local authority level. Are they given a book budget to pass on ? If they are you bet your life it won`t be ring-fenced and will have been spent on something else. Leaflets telling me to recycle and wheelie bins which I am unable to use, being half a mile down a stony track from the road which is as near as the dustmen deign to come.  But I digress.

Since starting the Magic Book Scheme I have learned a great deal about how schools are not funded to buy books. I propose to extend the Magic Book but I can`t do it alone. Match funding always seems to me a good thing. I have loads of good ideas for fund-raising and I will send a free copy of Jessica Ruston`s book HOW SMALL GROUPS CAN RAISE BIG FUNDS to anyone who asks. I will match-fund what any school, PTA or other group related to an individual school can raise solely and specifically for the purchase of new books.

Between us all, we might do rather well. I`d like to put up the fund-raising proposals and outcomes here so if you know a school/PTA which would like to join the Magic Book scheme and raise money for books which will be matched 50/50, please lead me to them. Or them to me, whichever is easier.

Meanwhile

WRITING IN CAFES Part 2

JAFFE AND NEALE Bookshop and Cafe. Chipping Norton. 8/10 Anyone who reads this blog will know we had the terrific for launch party for The Battle for Gullywith here. It`s always been the best bookshop for miles and now they are in a much more prominent position and with a lovely light airy shop. Hard to call it a Cafe really as there are only about 3 tiny tables, a sort of breakfast bar in the window - which is very comfortable - and some outside tables, which are OK  but sitters-out are liable to have car fumes emitted all over them.  

COFFEE.  Very good. 10/10.

Home Made cakes. Excellent.

Staff - couldn`t be friendlier.

AMBIENCE. Not perfect for WIC except at the breakfast bar thingy, where you have your back to the rest of the shop. A lot of coming and going, tables are by the door, and they are rather small for the W part. Still one of my favourites though AND they open on Sundays.

DRAWBACK.  Wanting to get up from your work to look the books on sale. Having nice people come up to me. They are book people and always charming and I never mind but it sort of means I don`t do much WIC.

SHIPSTON ON STOUR.

Dear me, what do we say? A fantastic new Deli has opened there, A TASTE OF THE COUNTRY. Shipston has always been a one-eyed sort of place but suddenly, everyone is opening a cafe there. Trouble is, I have yet to find one that works for WIC. There is very dainty, with tiny cups and cramped space and not very nice coffee. There is great coffee, good tables, but loud music - I don`t mind fuzzy background if it keeps the staff happy but not thumping rock. There is a hotel which does good coffee but which is dark and all the window tables are rickety. There is a greasy spoon which has Camp coffee and smells of chips. I see that an ironmongers has closed and I am reliably informed that a cafe is opening in its place. When it does I will sample it. Pity about Shipston but I guess they don`t have many of us wanting to write in their cafes.

STOW ON THE WOLD. I write in two cafes there. Report later.

 

 

 

 

View Article  WRITING IN CAFES

David Mamet even wrote a - very good - book of essays with almost that title - (his is Writing in Restaurants, but restaurants in the UK are not, on the whole, places you write in. ) It`s something a lot of us do. I do it so often- almost every day - that I toyed with the idea of doing a  book called A Guide to Writing in Cafes. While I was in one this morning, I listed my favourites with a Marks out of Ten system for various aspects.

It is a very personal thing, of course, this writing in cafes. Some people express horror that I could even think of it but it is more note-making and outline planning, less writing whole chapters - though ocasionally I do. I don`t need the 'same desk, chair, pen, view, talisman of a stone brought back from Kurdistan for a paperweight' stuff that many do. I have no attachments, I  can write anywhere. I used to write on trains but do it less now, because even in the Quiet Carriage you get the disembodied voice telling you the next station stop and to make sure you have all your personal belongings...not to mention the buffet car attendant trying  to flog his teascoffeesssanassortmentofsandwichesnandsnackshotbacon rollsthebuffetcarissituatedtowardstherearofthetrain...

Cafes are better. Here are my top ones, in no particular order. Other writers heading this way may find the info and ratings useful.

Timothy`s Tea Rooms. In The Fosseway Garden Centre on the A429 just outside Moreton-in-Marsh. 8/10

PLUSES Very large. Comfortable tables and chairs. Tables spaced well apart. Quite a few BIG tables. Also a corner with two sofas.

STAFF. Absolutely lovely.

COFFEE. First rate. Best double-shot latte for miles. Home -baked cakes to die for.

DOWNSIDE.  No daylight.. it is at the back of the huge hanger which is the part of the garden centre that sells everything that has nothing to do with gardens.

WORST TIME TO GO.  Weekend mornings when they are descended on by large parties of cyclists in lycra who form a very very long queue and are incredibly cheerfully NOISY.

BIG PLUS. They open at 9.

Plenty of other cafes in Moreton in Marsh.I have tried them all. They are either too noisy, have rotten coffee, rude staff or are too dainty. I don`t want a tiny china cup and a doily, I want a good large cup or mug. Rickety tables, tiny tables, white tablecloths are also a no-no.

Avoid the town on a Tuesday - very busy market,  hard to park, everywhere heaving. W in C = impossible.

DAYLESFORD ORGANICS, DAYLESFORD.  9/10 Easy from Moreton, Stow, Chipping Norton but still hard to find!

Rated 150% for coffee.. the absolute best.Every sort of coffee, plus about 10 different kinds of milk. Cafetiere of coffee is probably the best in the universe.

Downstairs not too good for Writing - small, very in-the-shop, tables close together. A bit dark too. Upstairs - occasionally not open - much better, firm tables, good chairs, nice and light.

DOWNSIDES.  Temptation to people-watch. Women with braying voices. Children called Ptolemey and India abound.

STAFF. Absolutely lovely, always charming and efficient especially Benjy and Victor.

TO EAT. Toast, with superb jam. Boiled eggs and soldiers - not just for Ptolemy and India (but tendency to spread over one`s work.)

BONUS.. Lots of outside tables in summer.

BANTAM TEAROOMS, HIGH STREET, CHIPPING CAMPDEN. 8/10

Can get crowded. I tend to bump into too many acquaintances so don`t get down to WIC.  Tables can be rickety. Super log fire in winter. Outside tables in summer but no good for WIC, as wrought- iron -with- holes -in and too near the loos.

COFFEE. Best filter coffee for miles. Jug of hot milk brought, and you can have mug or cup. Cappuccino less good.

Best toasted teacakes for miles.

STAFF. Always efficient and friendly but sometimes student help is inexperienced and flustered.

Tables can be rickety, some too close for WIC.

DON`T GO. Weekends. Suffers from Cotswolds Tea Room overcrowding plus lycra-cyclers on sat/sunday morning. See above.

They don`t open till ten.

All recommendations/comments/disagreements welcome. More next time... watch for Best  Cafes for WIC in Chipping Norton, Stow on the Wold and Shipston-on-Stour.. plus an as-yet untried NEW cafe in Blockley. I will report.

 

 

 

 

 

 

View Article  THE BATTLE FOR GULLYWITH UPDATE

By now a lot of children and families have read/are reading the book and I`d love to encourage more to send in pictures and stories based on the book and to enter the competition...some good ones are going up this week but please do spread the word so the website will become really lively and interactive.. www.gullywith.com and all letters, stories and pictures (scanned and as jpgs please) to mail@gullywith.com.

If you know a school who has the book do give them  a nudge .

While we are on the subject of schools and books, we are now into the 5th month of the Magic Book.  Parcels of new books have been sent to twenty schools as I couldn`t choose just one a month - far too many applicants. One of the problems is that I do not think I am reaching the most needy schools.. who will not know about The Magic Book. I am not sure how to do this. All suggestions welcome. For anyone who does not know what The Magic Book is, I send a box of new books to a primary school which needs them for their library or to help getting a library off the ground. It is by recommendation. As with everything, responses to the parcels have varied ! Two schools sent me absolutely lovely photographs of the children reading the books and giving me a wave, one sent some art work by the children based on the new books.I am not doing this in order to be thanked but thank-yous like that are lovely to have. Not so lovely was the head teacher who said (to the kind parent who had recommended their school and who asked if the books had arrived..) 'Yes, About time these rich authors started to put something back.'

 

 

 

View Article  YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE THEM

The students who write to me while they are doing my books for GCSE and A Level I mean. Always fun to read, always thought-provoking, often interesting, sometimes cheeky, occasionally driving me to despair ..

I love the latest one, don`t you ?

hi yal made a gr8 book ere keep it up yes kay suzan me main man. :0

View Article  JUST WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE ?

Firstly, a friend drew my attention to some pointless survey or other reported in today`s papers. Most surveys are pointless. This one says that women who have had babies start to read rubbish, or words to that effect. They stop reading War and Peace and change to chic lit and Colleen McCloughlin`s autobiography. Asked a few people at random in the street I suppose, one of those time-wasters with clipboards stopping me from getting on with my shopping. I daresay it is true of some women. My brain went to mush after I had my babies and I daresay my reading went down a notch or three, and I certainly read about half the number of books I did before. So far so boring. I don`t really care about the survey. It isn`t of any interest or value to anyone or anything. But ho, hang on, along comes some jobsworth to talk to us about the survey, explain it to us, and make us feel OK about it or .. or otherwise justify her pay packet.  This woman is called Director of the 2008 Year of Reading.l I bet her pay packet is pretty thick. Anyway, she says, ( or rather, let`s get this straight, she is QUOTED by the Daily Mail as saying, ) ' It`s really important to read what you love and what fits in with your lifestyle.' Excuse me ? Who the bloody hell IS this woman and how dare she patronise me in this way, tell me what it is good to read, talk to me about my 'lifestyle' ?? I could just about take it if she was a fully qualified doctor and  head of some medical research organisation and she said 'It is really important not to smoke cigarettes if you want to keep your lungs clean' or 'it is really important that women check for breast lumps regularly.'  I know I know this but not everyone does, even now, and those things are really important. But there is worse. This self-appointed God of What We Should Read goes on to say 'Reading isn`t just about personal advancement, it`s also about relaxation and pleasure.' I want to do what children so rudely do, stick my tongue inside my lower lip and go 'Duh.'  Patronising. Pompous. Grandmother-egg-sucking. Oh stop me please. I mean, how dare she ?

I don't know if she is worse than Harold Bloom for pomposity, for egocentricity, for thinking they are better than the rest of us but here is one Harold Bloom from the year 2000 in the Wall Street Journal. This is a man, as you may well never have heard of him and I wish I had not, who claims to know what the Best Books, or the Literary Canon, are, and why and to tell us how Important they are. I want to tie him up and force feed him with John Carey`s little masterpiece, 'What Use are the Arts ?'until he says he is sorry.

Of J.K.Rowling he said, after being extremely rude about the Harry Potter books, 'Is there any redeeming educational use to Rowling ?'

When said H Bloom has got as many people reading, longing to read, staying up until midnight to get their hands on a book and then sitting down on the pavement to start it, when he has done the zillionth fraction of what Jo Rowling has done for books and reading and so, indirectly, for education, then he has the right to pontificate.

Otherwise he and the other jobsworth should remain silent. For good.

View Article  BEAUTIFUL BUT....

I walked to the top of the cherry orchard in the early evening. My joint-favourite spot, the other being the bench on the far side of the lake, hidden among the trees. There to the west were the blue remembered hills and my poplars dear, just brushed with pale green. The variety of subtle shades of green as the trees emerge is extraordinary. The big old cherry tree behind the house is a it peak of whiteness and the rest of the blossom is about to break. All in order then. I saw a large deer, a lot of rabbits, two kestrels and, as I came back downhill, the barn owl off for his evening's hunting. I heard a thrush and a lark, saw a pair of buzzards dropping down into the big oak. I heard robin, chaffinch, bluetit and blackbird. But what I did NOT see was a single solitary hirundine. No swallow. No housemartin. I wouldn`t expect a swift for another week at least. But everything is supposed to be so early, nature doesn`t know what to do with itself, we have cherry blossom in January and .. oh, all that stuff. So where are my swallows ? Where is the cuckoo ? Memo, ask the postman. He is always the first to hear the cuckoo.

Meanwhile, having had a week of work, both book-wise and MA dissertation-wise, I am curling up with a Penny Vincenzi about people who had too much money in the 80s, and spent it profligately and showily and without thought for tomorrow, but who came crashing down in the Lloyds debacle. All seems a long way off that doesn`t it ? But when we moved here there was still a huge amount of fallout from Lloyds in the housing market - a lot of properties came on sale which had been in families for generations.

Not great literature but a great read and satisfyingly chunky. On the cover of all her re-packaged backlist is a little band that says 'Treat yourself to a Penny Vincenzi.' So I did. Great marketing.

Does anyone want a pair of 8 year old kittens ? If so, see me. They are not mine but they belonged to someone who has gone into a care home and cannot be kept. The person who is responsible for them is a good friend so if you would like two cats or know of anyone who... otherwise, it`s The Big Sleep.

View Article  HUMOUR ME, WILL YOU ?

Just for a few minutes, imagine you have not read any newspapers, watched TV or listened to the radio news for the last few months. Now. This last week  I have been to 4 of the 5 small market towns I frequent regularly around here. The food shops were busy and some were packed. Other shops varied, but that s normal. The cafes were humming with people having coffees and teas and hot chocolates and cakes. We went to our local pub which is so good now. It was packed with people eating and drinking. This morning a brochure came through the door from a local estate agent saying they are having a very busy spring.

I can never get cash out of the hole in the wall without waiting in a queue. My hairdresser has no appointments for 2 weeks.... I know there is hidden poverty but had I not read about it in the papers for weeks on end I wouldn`t have had a clue the economy was supposed to be in a parlous state. Even the local supermarket had boil in the bag rice at 3 for 2 and I thought there was a world shortage/price hike.

It costs £56 to fill my old and modest small car now, whereas it was £43 a year ago but there was a queue at the petrol station this morning.

Would you know about an economic crisis/downturn if you hadn`t read it in the papers ?

It was very different the last time round. The only reason we could buy this house was because it was a bank repossession and the bank was willing to take a silly offer after a year of no offers at all. I went to buy furniture for it in both Liberty`s and a costly shop in the King`s Road. They snapped my hand off at both, the floors were deserted, I actually made an offer for a Knole sofa I could never in a million years have afforded otherwise, and they accepted. 

My publisher gave a dinner for my new book, at a restaurant in Soho. It was totally deserted. Not just the restaurant. Soho. The country was in the grip of fear, you could smell it. I just do not get that sense now. I know I live in a relatively affluent part of England but there are plenty of retired people and rural working people round abouts.. the Cotswolds are not only full of Elizabeth Hurley.

It`s the same with that Climate Change/Global Warming rubbish (and yes, it is mostly rubbish, read Nigel Lawson` timely and scrupulously argued new book on the subject.) If you did not have newspapers/TV/radio and other news media, how much would you know about it from your own experience. (Changes in day to day weather do not count. We have had extremes of weather for centuries.)

Yes, I thought so.

Meanwhile, back to the subject of e-readers. All major publishers are now rushing over the cliff towards the e-readers below. Everything is going to be available as a download onto an e-reader. But what is going to happen when the actual paying public of book readers says 'thanks, but no thanks.' ? 

There`s a great Tuesday market near here and a bloke with a Brummie accent and a turban shouts his wares. I can see him now, trying to flog off e-readers for a quid.  Apparently they have already over-produced the i-Phone, which has dropped in price like a stone and still nobody much wants them. The SP says e-readers will have a place for the reading of learned journals and some new academic books and he is  probably right. A lot of learned journals are already only available as downloads onto the computer now. But I am convinced the Ordinary Reader will continue to buy books. The world will not lose all its bookshops, replaced by little booths like those Photo-Me Tardis jobs, into which you go to download twenty new books to your e-reader. It really won`t.

Read my lips.

 

View Article  VANITY, VANITY, ALL IS VANITY

Well, someone asked me what was the purpose of my blog and I said 'self-promotion.'  - er.. I mean 'marketing'..

So here is the blurb for the new Serrailler crime novel, THE VOWS OF SILENCE, hot from the publisher and just to whet your appetite. And OMG, they didn`t tell me they were even asking P.D.James for a quote. I would have stopped them simply because she has been rather ill. But I couldn`t stop them if I didn`t know so they went ahead without me and look what she said.

Gunmen are terrorising young women in the Cathedral town of Lafferton.

 

What – if anything – links the apparently random murders? Is the marksman with a rifle the same person as the killer with a handgun? Detective Chief Superintendent Simon Serrailler falls back on well-tried police methods such as questioning neighbours and house-to-house searches. Simon has been promoted and is now with the Serious Incident Flying Taskforce, but he is still at heart a loner and these chilly murders are on his home territory. He tries to stay one step ahead of the killer, to prevent each new outrage. And he tries to think himself into the gunman’s head…Meanwhile, his sister, Cat, has returned with her husband and children from Australia, and Simon is once again sucked into family life at her welcoming farmhouse. But tragedy strikes, and the warmth and security of home are

cruelly tested.

 

In this, her fourth novel about Simon Serrailler, Susan Hill displays her skill as a story-teller and her gift for empathy, her passion for the small details and her understanding of the human heart and mind. She concentrates on several

characters, some known from the previous novels, others new, some defined by work, others by daily domesticity. The reader becomes intensely

involved with them all.

 

P. D. James

‘A new crime novel by Susan Hill is an

event eagerly awaited by all aficionados

of fiction who enjoy a mystery best when

excitement, suspense and superb storytelling

are allied to psychological

truth and fine writing.’

P. D. James

And it`s now up on amazon for you to pre-order. Pub date is June 8th.

View Article  MASSIVE CLEARANCE.!!! EVERYTHING MUST GO !!!

Well not exactly everything but these Closeout merchants are always economical with the truth. What I mean is I am having one of my periodical book dispersals. I have been so caught up in Simon Serrailler and the Case of the  ..well, you wait and see that I lost the use of my limbs so I decided to clear out the little room next door. This little room started off in our lives here as the Younger Daughter`s bedroom. When she moved down the corridor it turned into my study only I don`t really use a study so it became another book room with some huge cupboards in which I keep stationary and pens and spare printer cartridges and the Sylvanian Families House complete with animals and furniture. You know the sort of cupboard I mean. The bookshelves house my collection of 600 plus Ladybird Books, all the books I have used for my MA in Theology - shelf after shelf, abandoned once a module has been completed. So that`s done with Genesis then. St Paul ? Been there, done him. I`m now onto the Dissertation part so there`s a large collection of obscure books on  medieval Cistercian monasticism. Otherwise, the shelves are an odd random mixture - one whole bookcase just became a dumping ground for stuff that didn`t fit in anywhere else. I keep the foreign editions of my own books in the Big Cupboards too.

So, I bought 20 of those extremely strong and useful hessian bags from Tesco and off I went.

I dispose of my unwanted books in a number of ways.

1. I sell the best on amazon. Textbooks and academic books cost a fortune so it is good to get back something and they sell very fast.

2. Oxfam Bookshop. Hospice Bookshop.

3. The shelves in my doctors' surgery. They sell hardbacks for £1, paperbacks for 50p and I often pick up a bargain.Money goes to buying equipment for the surgery which the poor doctors on their annual pittance, can`t afford.

4. The Village Hall bookstall at the monthly Sale and Coffee Morning. They only like paperbacks, crime, romance and popular books. Cheap as chips.

5. NEW BOOKS. These go to the library. Gloucestershire Library Service is pretty good and hasn`t slung out all the books to make way for Seaside Arcade Games and other frolics, so I like to give them all my brand new books. They`re jolly glad of them and they snatch at any of my own books translated into foreign languages like Polish. The Poles borrow a lot of books apparently. Good.

The piles get sorted into the hessian bags and lugged downstairs. Oh look at all that lovely empty shelf space !

I keep meaning to go through the hundreds of Ladybirds for duplicates and sling them out, or trade them but every time I start there arrives a Person from Porlock who seems hell bent on ensuring that I never get this particular task done.

But I have pruned the paperbacks ruthlessly, the secateurs have been through the M.A. stuff and snipped away a bit and Gloucestershire Libraries are going to be very pleased when they get the big pile of Simon Serraillers in  French, German, American, Polish, Dutch and a language I do not recognise. Serbo-Croat ? Urdu ?

It`s just the Sylvanian Families House Complete with Animals and Furniture I seem to be stuck with.

 

View Article  'ARE WE THE OWNERS OF OUR OWN WORK ?'

...asked J.K.Rowling in the American court.

The case of JKR v EVDA (Eric Van der Ark) is an intriguing and somewhat confusing one - the waters of the case started out clear but have got muddier as the NY court hearing has progressed but the basis of the complaint is that EVDA has taken chunks of JKR`s books and reprinted them wholesale in his Companion to or Encyclopdia of, the Harry Potter books - i.e. he has gone way beyond what it is universally regarded as an acceptable amount of in-copyright text to  reproduce ( or nick ) for your own purposes. Everything else would seem to be irrelevant so it does boil down to JKR`s question, 'Are we the owners of our own work ?'

The murky ocean of copyright law is one into which I have barely even dipped my little toe. Is there any difference, copyright-wise, between matter on the internet and matter in printed books ? Because it is the internet which has changed everything forever and made the work of the copyright police well-nigh impossible.

JKR has approved EVDA`s fan website on which his companion to all things Harry Potter is based. Perhaps it is very different from the printed book. But it is  also relatively easy to bring a case against a printed book and, if successful, to have all copies destroyed. Still, two wrongs do not a right make and if EVDA has indeed nicked very large chunks of JKR`s work and simply reproduced them for his own purposes, including the making of money, then he is in breach of her copyright whether he puts his work up on the net or publishes it as a book. None of this has absolutely anything to do with JKR`s fame or money, it is simply to do with her claim to own the copyright, within the law as it stands, of her own material. So, legally perhaps a little less murky than we thought.

But we come back to her question.  'Are we (authors) the owners of our own work ?' Within the law, and subject to its qualifications, and for 70 years after the date of the our death, the answer is, of course, yes. But in some other senses rather key senses, the answer is 'no'. 

Once I have published a book and it is out there, its content, its characters, its images, its message, whatever it may be said to contain, belongs to everyone who reads it. They change it. Reading is a two-way process, an interactive communication between author and reader. Until it is read by someone else, a novel is a dead thing. The reader breathes life into it by the process of reading. When you pick up my novel and read it you share in its creation, you participate in bringing it to life. Without you it has none. It is dead matter. Every reader CHANGES the text even though, paradoxically, the text remains the same. 

A novel is read. People have opinions about it. They envisage its characters for themselves. They write essays about it and join book groups to discuss it with other people whose opinions and images are all quite different. None of this has anything to do with me, the author, once I have not written but published the novel. That is the key word. PUBLIC-ation. After that I no longer own my own work. Let us suppose the novel is turned into a play or a film. Someone else takes over my story and my characters, breathes a different form of life into them, changes them in all manner of  ways. It is like having a child. While it is in your body and known to no one else, part of no one else but you, you could be said to own it. The second it breathes and lives an independent life, you no longer do. The child, like the book, belongs to itself and to every other person with whom it will interact. The analogy is not a perfect one of course but it serves.

Watching your child grow away from you, changing and being changed as it does so, is something about which any parent has mixed emotions but over which they have no control. In the end it is inevitable. If you don`t want it to happen, don`t have a child. If you don`t want others to change the book you wrote and make it part of themselves instead of part of you, write any number of them but do not give them to another soul to read and above all do not make them public - publish - them.

I am not suggesting that JKR doesn`t know all this - of course she does and the court case is about a much narrower area. But her question is a useful one for any author or would-be author to address. There are many aspects to this and I have thought about many of them over the years. But there`s always something new so this weekend I have been asking myself what my attitude  would be if someone some day proposed to publish a Companion to the Simon Serrailler crime novels, or what will eventually be the 'Gullywith books'. Would I  try and stop it. Allow it to go ahead provided it made clear that it was 'Unauthorized ?' Or would I decide to compile one myself on the grounds that it would be The Authorized Version. 

 Would I ignore anything on the internet because of the near-impossibility of having websites closed down, but, like JKR, object if unauthorized books went in print ? Would I check out how much of my material had been lifted into someone else`s book verbatim and only object if I thought there was too much  ? How much is too much ?

Well ? 

 

View Article  BOOK BITS

My American publisher Peter Mayer received a Lifetime Achievement award at the London Book Fair and said some pertinent things in his speech. He is a book-man to his fingertips - he knows a thing or two and he made a very good case for putting out of print titles back into print - to every reader who has not previously read a particular book, that book is a new book. The argument used for Print on Demand is that no book is ever out of print with POD. But there are many things wrong with POD, and setting aside the fact that each one is very expensive, that the digital print is unattractive and strains and eyes and the covers are dull, the most important one is that you cannot browse through PODs in a bookshop. If you know you want a title and find it is OP but available as a POD then you may (it`s a big may as yet) be able to order a copy. There may - I don`t know - be POD catalogues but if so, where are they ? How does the book buying public know what is available ? So many of the books I buy I know nothing about until I see them in a bookshop and the same goes for libraries. Browsing leads you to treasures, you become the reader for whom the old book is the new book because you have never read it. The conglomerates will point to the old system as being hopelessly uneconomic - storing 1,000 copies in a warehouse of a book which sells in average 100 a year costs... oh, you know.

 My own publishing company, Long Barn Books,  will continue bring some out of print books back into print if they are good and deserve to find those new readers to whom they will be new books. They sit alongside the new/new books very nicely.

Meanwhile, the recession we are talking ourselves into, the global economic horrors, de blah de blah seem to have had little impact on the LBF, which reportedly was buoyant, visitor numbers up, deals being done, the Prime Minister popping in and the Minister for Culture (yuk) patting our industry on the back. (When that happens, when politicians start cosying up to us, we really should be worried. Books and writers, even some publishers, have always had an anarchic bone or two running through them and they should never allow themselves to get close to politicians. Except in a good way.) People have stopped buying clothes they don`t need and are re-learning that if it works you don`t need a new one. The price of food and oil has made even the things we DO need cost twice as much. But books are apparently recession proof. We buy them long after we have stopped buying everything else. Well good. I`m not sure I subscribe to the theory but I`m not going to argue against it.

I am reading Simon Gray`s The Last Cigarette, his third volume of  memoirs/diaries which began with The Smoking Diary. There are some very funny things and some very daft things and some very moving things and the parts about the present are much more interesting than the parts about his, to the reader though I am sure not to him, rather dull childhood.  For a writer, every new book read should ideally provide something to admire and preferably to envy. I need to become sick with envy and jealous rage that the author of the book I am reading wrote a certain line or paragraph and I did not. Here, from Simon, is today`s cause for a fit of jealous r. It is so very simple and unflashy and packs a punch which gets stronger every time you read it. All the best writing is simple, all the best writing yields a little bit more each time. SG is on holiday in Spetses. It is a warm and beautiful evening and he has just finished a phone call with Harold Pinter who is desperately ill with throat cancer and in London.

'Anyway, there he is, in a place I can`t visualize even though I`ve been to it, and here I am, in a place he certainly can`t visualize as he`s never been to it, with the moon above and the sea below and the cicadas clicking their knees.'

I am absolutely furious with envy.

 

 

View Article  STEPHEN KING

I have been reading him. Not his books because I simply can`t read horror, I get upset, it sticks in my head and I can`t un-know it. He is damn good at it though. No, it is the very revealing interview with King in The Paris Review Interviews vol 2 - a series all aspiring writers should have on their shelves. You learn something and become a better writer from every single interview. King says so many things that make sense - common sense, literary sense, all sorts of sense.  He is very good on the people who come up and tell you they wish you`d write more books like the one you wrote 30 years ago. 'There are people out there who would have been perfectly happy had I died in 1978.' (with me it is 1971.) 'You try to grow as a writer and not just do the same thing over and over again.'

King was mighty unpopular in some literary-snobbish quarters when he was awarded the National Book Award for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters. He gave a speech defending popular fiction and got yet more flak from the litsnobs. I do not subscribe to conspiracy theories but there is truth in what he says about the literary establishment - and in this country that means the ACADEMIC literary establishment rather than  just other writers -trying to retain superiority and exclusivity by stipulating what is and what is not good literature, or literary fiction. 'The keepers of the idea of serious literature have a shortlist of authors who are going to be allowed inside and too often that list is drawn from people who know people .. who come up through certain channels of literature. And that`s a bad idea. It`s constraining for the growth of literature.'

He then makes an extremely pertinent point - and it is pertinent not just to writers but to critics. King says, 'It all goes back to this idea, held by a lot of people who analyze literature for a living, who say, if we let the rabble in then they`ll see that anybody can do this, that it is accessible to anyone.'  Indeed indeed. I like the idea, as a book blogger as well as a writer, of being one of the rabble.

One more thing he says that still makes sense to me, even though we have just had a lot of people at the London Book Fair trying like mad to prove us wrong - people who should know better. King mentions e-books - and therefore, e-readers, and there is a huge pressure on us all at the moment to subscribe the idea that e-readers are about to make the book obsolete.  He calls them 'these little gadgets that let you read  a book in your hand, where you push a button to turn a page.'  And then he says simply, 'I never liked the idea and most people don`t.  They want to have pages.'  Let me put that more emphatically and hope some of them out there are listening. THEY WANT TO HAVE PAGES.

e-readers will have their place and I am not a luddite. I love my laptop. But I also love my notebook and pen. The e-reader is not the same as, say, the i-pod. No one was in love with gramophone records, 78 rpm, and then with CDs. It was the music they played that was the entire point. There is nothing physically delightful about a CD and they are a pain to store. But there IS something physically delightful about a book - and indeed often physically beautiful. I even find something delightful about a newspaper. This morning it was foggy and the SP suggested I didn`t need to go out as I could get my daily fix of my daily paper online. Indeed. But you see, I like a newspaper, just as I like a book. I will skim the latest headlines on my laptop but for a proper read, I want a paper. And for the other sort of proper read, I want pages. I want a book. As Stephen King says. Good man, Stephen King.

View Article  DIFFICULT AUTHOR ? MOI ?

I heard on the grapevine, to which I have a special broadband connection here in darkest Gloucestershire, that a Very Famous Author of Many Dozens of Bestsellers said at  a dinner that she was absolutely sick of Publishers' Editors, and especially the young ones two years into the business,  thinking they knew how to write her books better than she did. I totally agree and if you knew the author in Q. so would you.

Now she is not a difficult lady in any sense and nor am I. I am happy to have my copy editor point out mistakes, discrepancies and blindingly awful paragraphs. I have worked with my Editor, one of the best in the business, for many years and if she makes a tentative suggestion as to a move that would enhance the book - and her suggestions are always tentative because she is polite - then nine times out of ten that is the move I make.

But some editors - it used to be only in the USA, but the tendency is creeping in a relentlessly slimy way over here - want to re-write the book. I have come to the conclusion that they do it not because they think it will improve it but for reasons 1. of simple Power and 2. Because they are failed writers themselves.  When my sequel to Rebecca, Mrs de Winter, reached my UK and about 20 European editors, there was the odd change and correction to be made and I am glad they were suggested. When it reached the US editor I got a TWENTY ONE PAGE FAX full of suggested re-writes. And when I say re-writes, boy, do I mean re-writes. There wouldn`t have been much of my original book left. The words 'flea' and 'ear' were applied.

My current US publisher is quite wonderful and no changes, re-writes or other power-moves have ever been suggested. Not one. And judging from the number of e-mails I get from over the pond, the punters like the result.  But alas, my US publisher does not do children`s books so THE BATTLE FOR GULLYWITH has gone to others.  All of which, so far as I can gather, belong to  either the Power or Failed-writer group, or even to both. If they do not like it, do not want to publish it, do not think it right for their list  or their readers or whatever, that`s fine. They should say so in as few words as possible. Usually two will suffice. No. and Thanks.  I am not offended, I do not require long critiques. I`ve been around too long for that. But do you know, they cannot resist going into Power mode even while turning Gullywith down. They start demanding re-writes even when they don`t intend to buy the bloody book. Here is just one. They said if they were even to think of considering it they would want ''an extensive line edit and language and punctuation ( and quite possibly plot and character ) would figure into that.'

Now spelling to accomodate those who cannot work out that theatre means theater and colour means color, are fine by me though I do think they are patronising their readers and I know my punctuation is a tad eccentric. People love me for it. Never mind that. But changes to plot  and character ? The famous author of  a great many bestsellers was SO right.

 

 

View Article  BRANDING

You can get a degree in it, did you know ? Nothing to do with burning numbers onto cattle, to do with Brands, as in Microsoft or Coca-Cola. But there have been very very few recognisable brands in book publishing - recognisable, that is, to the book buying public not to other publishers. Penguin is a brand we have known for donkeys' years. So were its sidekick brands, Puffin and Pelican. The old ( very old) Victor Gollancz yellow-jackets for their science fiction and detective story lists were a recognisable brand. People have bought both Penguin and VG for the brand because they trusted it but VG has long gone and Penguin is so changed nobody would recognise it as a brand any longer.

I think it`s fine that book buyers don`t care, nay, do not even notice,  who publishes a book if they want to buy/read it. In the same way, I don`t think they are a bit interested if an author they enjoy as, say, a crime novelist, decides also to write cookery books. Some of the crime readers will never buy cookery books anyway, and vice versa, some may buy both but are they confused ? Of course they are not confused.

As you know, I can nevr be pinned down for long as a writer but am constantly having a bash at new genres. Sometimes, the readers have a bash with me, as it were, sometimes they do not. 'I like your literary novels but I`m afraid I never read crime.'  Or 'I read crime but I can`t get along with those literary novels.' 'My children are enjoying your children`s book. I didn`t know you wrote anything else.'  So I have some overlap but a lot of compartmentalized readers. Because just as they do not notice who has published a book, readers probably do not often notice that a writer whose crime novels they enjoy also writes chic-lit. Or Guide Books. 

But publishers panic, especially in America and other countries than the UK. They say they have got readers thinking I am a writer of ghost stories and here I go, producing a crime novel ; the readers just won`t be able to follow. Oh please. Stop patronising your book buyers, stop assuming they haven`t the wit to follow if an author pops up in another genre. If Ian Rankin turned his hand to science fiction tomorrow, would you be confused ? No, I thought not. Unless he chose to write under another name, as some do. Joanna Trollope is also Caroline Harvey, writer of historical romances.

If it is all about the bottom line, then publishers should just say so and stop blaming the book buyer.  If it is about not liking one of my books in a different genre, just say so, I don`t mind. But stop telling me the public will be confused.

 

View Article  A SILLY QUESTIONNAIRE

I was asked if I would do one of those occasional question and answer columns for a paper. When the questions came they were more fun to do than the usual 'What is your favourite colour/who has influenced you most?' but then the paper discontinued the column so I thought I would put them up here, it being the weekend. Nothing serious so don`t take them seriously.

What do you most hate about modern life ?

People who go on about hating modern life.

What kind of people annoy you ?

Grammar, spelling and punctuation pedants.

What drives you nuts ?

Pony tails on men. Long grey hair on women. Grey pony tails on either.

What do you watch on TV ?

The News. Coronation Street. The Bill. Holby City. Foyles War for Michael Kitchen. Judge John Deed for Martin Shaw.

Films watched many times ?

Oceans Eleven. Casablanca. Notting Hill. Some Like it Hot. North by North West.

What sport do you follow/teams do you support ?

Cricket. I support Yorkshire because I am a Yorkshirewoman and learned my cricket there. But much good does my support do these days.

Football. Manchester United. I have supported them since 1958.

Why ?

I was in Manchester in 1958 when the Busby Babes' plane crashed. You couldn`t not.

Sport on TV ?

Football. Nothing else works well on TV apart from Snooker, which I don`t understand.

What might surprise people to know about you ?

That I am a card-carrying Republican but that I greatly like and admire the Prince of Wales. Being a Republican should not be personal.

What trait do you most dislike ?

Meanness

Believer or non ?

Believer

In which case, does anything irritate you about other believers ?

Happy-clappiness and arm-waving. Fundamentalism.

What would you rather people today did not do, other than  obvious wickedness ?

Judge people`s characters by how much they weigh.

You are God. What sins do you find hardest to forgive ?

Cruelty to children. Cruelty to old people. Cruelty to animals.

What skills would you love to have ?

Playing the piano. Ski-ing.

What bores you ?

Having to sit through things.

One word to describe yourself ?

Uncompetitive.

What are you most looking forward to ?

The photographs of Wayne and Colleens wedding.

View Article  THE INNER LIBRARY

I wish I had thought of it but the term comes from a book I have been reading, HOW TO TALK ABOUT BOOKS YOU HAVEN`T READ by Pierre Bayard - and yes, I have read it. The title makes it sound like one of those How to Bluff  books but it is far more serious and scholarly, while being extremely readable and making a lot of sense.

'We might use the term 'inner library' to characterize that set of books around which every personality is constructed and which then shapes each person`s individual relationship to books and to other people.'

It is a complex argument and adds up to at least what Francis Spufford was talking about in his delightful memoir 'The Boy That Books Built.'

Clearly I am more than the sum of the books I have read - (though am I more than the sum of the books I have written ?  ) -but the books which have affected me deeply, which I have read and re-read, whole paragraphs of which I know by heart, whose scenes are part of my inner landscape will surely have gone a long way towards forming my imagination and even my character and personality. Would I be the same person if Alice in Wonderland, The Mayor of Casterbridge, To the Lighthouse, The Quiet American, Bleak House, Little Dorritt et al had not become so much part of me ? I don`t know.  I think Bayard takes the argument too far when he says 'we are the sum of our inner libraries' for that implies these are all we are and I do not believe that to be true.

What I am certain IS true is this.

'It is far from evident, despite what you would expect, the writer is in the best position either to speak about his book or to remember it precisely... after we write a text and are separated from it, we may be as far from it as others are.'   Or indeed, more so, as time goes by. This is something I am always trying to make students understand. They are intimate with the book of mine they are studying now, I wrote it long ago and have long forgotten much about it. They bring to it a world of experience that I did not, their reading and the context in which they are reading, change the book I wrote. A text is a living thing, not fixed and static, it changes according to the way it is read, readers bring a different perspective to it every time. Think only of the way a character may look. My Heathcliff , my Mrs Dalloway, is not yours, nor does the character I described in a novel I wrote bear much resemblance to the one you see in your  mind when you read my book. But it is a hard job getting readers, whether students studying for exams or members of book groups, to see that they affect the text, that the text changes, that the author does not have 'the answers'.

I recommend Pierre Bayard`s book. It may surprise you.

 

View Article  CHINA BANS THE WOMAN IN BLACK

If I had put this up on April 1st.... But sadly, it is not a joke. Stephen Mallattrat`s play, THE WOMAN IN BLACK, adaped from my novel, does well in countries which have a tradition of ghost stories in their own native literature and folklore. It doesn`t seem to matter to their appreciation that it is set in an early 20th century London of dense fogs and on a house at the end of a causeway off the English coast. But then, HAMLET is set at the Danish court in the 15th century. 

So WIB has an honourable history in Japan, where it  is produced quite regularly,  in Mexico City where it has been running for twelve years, and more recently on tour in India. When the Shanghai Dramatic Arts Centre announced a production for later this year, I thought the augurs were promising. 

This morning I had an -email from my agent.

'The Shanghai Dramatic Arts Center have been
forced to postpone until next year.  They
explain that "the Chinese government recently released a policy that prohibits any stage production involving ghosts and thrills.'

What kind of people are these ? Yes, I know, the kind of people who gun down protestors and operate a policy of oppression and brutality in Tibet. But the raison d'etre of a cultural policy banning ghosts and thrills in the theatre is truly hard to fathom.

One presumes HAMLET is also off the Chinese menu.

View Article  CHILDREN WANTED

Please do ask any children you know who may be reading/have read The Battle for Gullywith to send in their stories, pictures, questions, reviews of the book and entries for the competition. The website has all the details - www.gullywith.com. This really will make all the difference to the website being a lively and interactive site or - a dead one.  I have had some already but we need more and as it is the holidays maybe they will have time.

I`m still waiting for the small versions of the pictures of the party to put up here - meanwhile just chat among yourselves.

View Article  PARTYING ON

You should have been there. I will have photos any minute but one person`s will not upload for me and Polly at the bookshop hasn`t sent hers. She is probably still lying down. A whole roomfull of children packed the floor - literally, though there were also some benches which were packed too - of Jaffe and Neale`s bookshop in Chipping Norton. Quite a few grown-ups came too. There were old friends and new, there were balloons and a fantastic picture of the Castle on the shop window; there was a cake to end all cakes with an edible copy of the book cover on top. It was huge and chocolate and arrived by post  in about 20 boxes. If ever you want a special cake either in an unusual shape or with a photo  or other image on top I recommend you go to www.caketoppers.co.uk. They did us proud and only crumbs were left.

After I had read  from the book and talked a bit there were questions, including some very good ones from members of the school book group, then while I signed away, people did the Treasure Hunt - sticking pins in a map of Gullywith and area - and hunted for marked stones in a bran tub.

It was the best book launch in the history of  book launches and I came home and slept for 2 hours. When I woke up I discovered that the bets I had put on the Grand National and associated Aintre races AGES ago and forgotten about, had all come in and I had won a nice wodge of sponduliks.

Anyone who knows the origins of the word sponduliks, please tell.

The Elder Daughter has been here helping re-the launch and she and I went out to our local pub and had  a slap-up supper courtesy of  Comply or Die.

I went to bed tired but happy and when I drew up the blind this morning outside my window was Narnia. The most magically perfect 3 inches if crisp thick untramelled snow in the history of the world.

It`s been that sort of weekend.

 

View Article  BOASTING BOASTING

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/susan-hill-the-story-of-the-night-804339.html

 

and do look at the Gullywith website. The boys at Pedalo have really excelled themselves this time. Here is the url

www.gullywith.com

 but if it isn`t quite live yet try

www.gullywith.com/draft/

and do tell any children you know  to send their stories and poems and pictures and enter the competition. The more the merrier.

Meanwhile, a reminder that the launch party is tomorrow, Saturday April 5th at Jaffe and Neale`s super bookshop in Chipping Norton, from 10.30. And I`ve just seen the special Gullywith cake and it`s wonderful !